Well, if you haven’t already heard the hubbub about April 8th all over the internet, let me fill you in and then you can make your own decision on whether or not “the sky is falling”!
Most of what you’ll read about this date is so full of fear, I’ve decided to present this with humor. You see, humor makes the crazy pill you’re about to swallow go down a lot easier!
Even though I’ll be having a chuckle here and there, know that all the information shared in the post is factual. It’s real.
So, what’s happening on Monday, April 8th?
1) It’s the first month of the Jewish calendar, Nisan. Here’s a post on Nisan so you understand the significance of the month. The new year is Rosh Hashanah which is in the fall but the calendar actually starts with Nisan.
2) It is also the end of Ramadan.
3) There is also a solar eclipse happening on April 8th. The last time the eclipse crossed the United States was in 2017. Here’s a map that shows the intersection of the two.
Ok, so we’ve pretty much all seen an eclipse before right? What’s the big deal?
Well, here’s where it all gets innerestin…
Looking at the path of the eclipse that will happen on Monday, April 8th, we see some cities as red with yellow dots. The reason these are marked is they all share a name in common and 2 of them are in the total eclipse area.
The 2 cities in the total eclipse area are Nineveh, Indiana and Nineveh, Ohio. And that’s Nineveh, Texas at the bottom just outside the path of totality but they’ll get a partial eclipse of about 85%. The one at the top that is just outside the total line is Nineveh, Nova Scotia, Canada.
I’d like to know who was on the naming committee. They couldn’t find another name? Is there a Judea, Indiana? How about Glorious, Ohio? All these people clamoring for the name Nineveh. Like who was sitting there saying “I sure hope they call it Nineveh!”
4) Have ya heard about the Cicadas?! Usually only one brood of these bugs comes up from underground, but this year 2 broods are coming up. Sometime in April they will start appearing trillions of BUGS! Everywhere! Ewww. Apparently this double brood has not happened since 1803!
5) NASA will be launching 3 rockets into the eclipse. And you should know they do this all the time to collect data. The mission is known as APEP (short for Atmospheric Perturbations Around the Eclipse Path), named for the Egyptian serpent deity and nemesis of the Sun god, Ra. An alternative name for the same deity, Apophis, is given to a near-Earth asteroid and the subject of NASA’s ongoing OSIRIS-APEX mission. Aphosis is known as the god of chaos and destruction.
Um, OK.
5) Also happening on April 8th. CERN will be firing up its collider. What is CERN??? Sigh. You’ll have to research that one on your own, it’s sooooo complicated to explain.
Here’s how they describe what they do…
At CERN, our work helps to uncover what the universe is made of and how it works. We do this by providing a unique range of particle accelerator facilities to researchers, to advance the boundaries of human knowledge.
They found something called the “God particle” which they believe will help them, tap into other dimensions and understand the mysteries of the universe.
Hmm. yeah.
Scientists believe that this collider could actually create a doomsday scenario because it could all backfire and create a blackhole that sucks us all in! Yikes. Read this.
They’ve been working to perfect this technology and they’re ready now to fire up this machine to discover how the universe was made and find out the mystery of the dark matter
Well, I’m no scientist but I believe I could tell them how the universe was formed, I bet you could tell them too. Genesis 1:1
Of all the days for them to choose to fire up the collider they plan on doing it on April 8th. Like….
Not today devil! We got a trillion bugs, rockets going up into the eclipse dedicated to Egyptians gods of chaos and destruction, eclipse crossing over Ninevehs, the last thing we need is this science experiment that other physicists believe can create a black hole in the atmosphere! They pick this day, why?
6) Now while the solar eclipse it taking place there is another event happening that has not happened in 71 years! A comet. Yes, a comet and a solar eclipse AT THE SAME TIME!!! Go ahead and take a guess the name of the comet? … Devil Comet!
Yeah! For real for real!
Now, if we don’t know anything we know this much, the people in the comet/mission naming department at NASA need Jesus!
We know Hale-Bopp was already taken for the name of a comet but how about Mmm-Bop? That has a nice ring to it! I bet you could sing it in a song too.
7). And then New York sends out an emergency management service saying that your cellphone may not work during the eclipse. Do the cellphones in New York work off solar panels? Asking for a friend.
It’s not the eclipse alone that’s giving people a problem it’s that all of these other things are happening at the same time.
And now you know why people are going crazy
Needless to say, many people have been worried about this day wondering what will happen.
It doesn’t help that at least 2 cities have told residents to “stock up food for 2 week, hunker down, and get extra fuel and prescriptions“. For an eclipse?? LOL
It adds to all the frenzy and the fear that people have and just fuels all these conspiracies.
Could ya’ll at least try to leave the toilet paper out of it this time? Please.
You know, I’ve seen partial eclipses and even as a child I remember them giving us the special glasses to allow us to look up at it and then we just went about our business after looking at it for a minute. That was it! Not a big deal.
My my how times have changed.
The Bible tells us that God uses the sun, moon and the stars as a sign to man on earth
Luke 21:25-26
25 “There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. 26 People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken.
Here is the word of the Lord
Jonah 3:1-10
Then the word of the Lord came to Jonah a second time: 2 “Go to the great city of Nineveh and proclaim to it the message I give you.”
3 Jonah obeyed the word of the Lord and went to Nineveh. Now Nineveh was a very large city; it took three days to go through it. 4 Jonah began by going a day’s journey into the city, proclaiming, “Forty more days and Nineveh will be overthrown.” 5 The Ninevites believed God. A fast was proclaimed, and all of them, from the greatest to the least, put on sackcloth.
6 When Jonah’s warning reached the king of Nineveh, he rose from his throne, took off his royal robes, covered himself with sackcloth and sat down in the dust. 7 This is the proclamation he issued in Nineveh:
“By the decree of the king and his nobles:
Do not let people or animals, herds or flocks, taste anything; do not let them eat or drink. 8 But let people and animals be covered with sackcloth. Let everyone call urgently on God. Let them give up their evil ways and their violence. 9 Who knows? God may yet relent and with compassion turn from his fierce anger so that we will not perish.”
10 When God saw what they did and how they turned from their evil ways, he relented and did not bring on them the destruction he had threatened.
Fast, pray and repent to divert the judgment over the land.
Just the towns of Nineveh? No, the entire United States of America, Mexico and Canada.
The eclipse is a sign to repent. And, you don’t need any toilet paper, bread, milk or special glasses to repent. Just repent.
Keep yourself out of fear and you’ll be fine. Demons feed off fear.
There’s nothing happening that you are not already prepared for if you’ve been following this ministry for at least a year.
Use wisdom and pray for people if you know and see them being anxious during this time. If it gets to be too much for you, disconnect, turn it off.
If you’re traveling on that day, pray and ask God if you should continue as planned. Just pray.
If you don’t have a relationship with Jesus Christ, please, now is the time!!!
As for me and my household, we serve the Lord and so we’ll be doing what we usually do on a Monday! And if the sky does fall, I guess I will see you upstairs.
What will you be doing?
Blessings
I think i’ve finally understood what the sign of Jonah is and it was revealed to me the week the eclipse took place. I believe Holy Spirit revealed it to me as a warning. Sign of Jonah – simply means ‘repent, for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand’.
It’s the Gospel in a nutshell. Just like Jonah was in the fish, and now we have Someone far greater than Jonah ie Jesus. It’s the sign of His second coming. Except this time, it will be the end of the age of grace, and the age of Judgment will begin when He comes. That’s why the sign was given because just as Mercy triumph over Judgment, and the Lord is patient not wanting anyone to perish, He is giving us the trumpet call from Heaven. REPENT. Before it’s too late. Jonah was in the whale – tribulation. And i think God in His mercy will send many of us into the belly of the whale, to rid us of that thing He’s been telling us to get rid over and over again. The sin that so easily entangles. The addiction. The secret sin. The idol. 3 days, 3 nights. Signifies dying to self. And finally confessing that Jesus is LORD of all. Including over that pet sin of ours. It will be painful but so worth it when repent.
And it is when Jonah offered a sacrifice of thanksgiving, he was released. A sacrifice offering to the LORD even in the most painful of situations. In the belly of a whale. But it is a good thing. Blessed is the person when he/she is empty/poor and hungers for Righteousness for they will be filled.
PS: I’m reminding/preaching to myself more than anyone else
I keep seeing the words ashes and sackcloth today. Now I’m reading this post about Jonah.
You are so funny…enjoyed reading and thanks for the facts. Fear shouldn’t be our portion.
Thanks for this message and the reminder of the season we are in. God is so good! As for Monday my household will do what we always do, follow the directions for our life for that day from God. If everything does go crazy, we want be in fear because God will continue to keep and provide for us. As you said, we stand with what the Word saids and will not have the spirit of fear, but of a sound mind.
By the way, I don’t think anything will happen on that day which we can see with the physical eyes except the eclipse but I do believe it does set things in motion for prophetic manifestations we will be seeing soon in the future. Stay encouraged, tell others about Jesus, and pray God’s will every day.
Amen
Amen!!! 100% agree. As the scripture says this is a sign. It is what comes after that we should watch for. We’ve been waiting for so much to happen and now God is giving us a sign that this is happening now. The alignment is here. It’s a worldwide sign but more so over the USA. All of those prophetic words that have gone forward will now come to pass – the good and the bad. Blessings
In Georgia is coming in the next day for three days. We should watch for signs after. Repent, receive a cleansing, and instructions from God on what we need to do in this next level.
I love how you made it very lite!
I know for a fact that the government, though they don’t say it they do ask the prophets about events like this. Yes! even Biden and yes, I purchase extra toilet paper. Lol
I do remember about 6 to 8 years ago I learned about CERN. It was interesting the month I learned about them a scientist from CERN was referred to me, It had to do with my job. As you did I made it a relaxing conversation and asked, “So what are you guys doing over there? He was able to show me lots of photos, it was astonishing to see them. I kept probing and the one thing he did tell me was that they had already perfected time travel. It took me back because I wasn’t sure how they were able to do that and I wasn’t going to ask. He couldnt share any other information so that was 6 to 8 years ago so you can imagine what else they have done.
I’m gonna look at the sun with my little glasses on lol teehee